do you ever think about shit you did in the past and just go why the fuck did nobody punch me in the face
likeloveadore: There is a special place in hell reserved for people who claim to love the Harry Potter movies but have never read the books.
corncop: people are following me probably thinking im cool truth is you are completely right
heregoeshawlee: text-pistol: wearing-sammy-to-the-prom: princeharrehs: princeharrehs: omfg i just ordered pizza and as i was about to hang up i said love you out of habit and the guy said it back and after a whole minute of dead silence he just tells me that he hopes that i’m not expecting a discount on the pizza just cause we confessed our undying love for each other! oMFG! guys! he...
“you shouldn’t be walking alone at this time of night” no actually people shouldn’t fucking attack other people at any time of day
n0thing-can-last-f0rever: andr3wdost: nathanieljosephruess: herfunnyvideos: lockedinabirdcage: GUYS I JUST REALIZED WHY PAPER BEATS ROCK OH MY GOD PAPER SYMBOLIZES WORDS WHICH SYMBOLIZES BRAINS AND ROCK SYMBOLIZES BRAWN. BRAINS OVER BRAWN. MIND OVER MATTER. PAPER OVER ROCK. You clever little shit. then what the fuck does scissors mean lesbians society